You won’t make it till eternity, you’re delayed by a leap year. Some commode skid mark sort of person-aligned 20 people to bitch about you. You demanded iPhone XBlah, they approved Nokia 3315. You saved to buy her a star, that other guy gifted her the sun. You’re 5 km…


Why did the creator of this universe build a pair of those abruptly shaped hearing aides within the human anatomy?

CASE 1 — To hear out the world around you? To feel the emotions of your fellow humans? To be in line with your worldly mandates? To soothe yourself with…


That one last compassionate peg at 2 a.m. lands you with red eyes in your 9 a.m. review. That BFF’s wedding which you witnessed on FaceTime because you missed giving enough face time to your better half. That flat tire cab en route gets you to knock on the meeting…


Starting now, the left will be right, and the right will be straight. Marriages will not be made in heaven. Newspapers will be delivered every evening. Bathing as a routine will be toxic. The red traffic light will be green and vice-a-versa. Samosas will be the healthiest edible option available…


I hope Dad/Mom will get that big toy on my birthday. I hope I pass the exam. I hope they won’t scream at me for bunking school. I hope she finds me cute (as well). I hope I get a good college. I hope smoking and alcohol won’t kill me…


Being cursed by your boss just like that old maths professor. Your son/daughter/nephew/niece’s photograph just like your old photograph. Your husband/wife/boy/girl friend’s unconditional care just like your grandpa/ma’s charm (this one’s rare). A song that pops up on your podcast; the one you danced/sang in your childhood. Spotting your ex-lover/enemy’s…


You noticed them. Your world paused for a while. Your brain smiles. Your heart blushes. Your face awed. You’d swiftly adjust your anatomy to its presentable best. Your focus at the moment is exemplary, as the focus, if persistent across life, will make you the most celebrated human soul. You…


When you get excited about something, there is always a reference to what gets you excited about that something. There’s a reference that helps you to curate your excitement in a much better way. Whatever you see around in your world or let’s say whatever you get exposed to in…


Irrespective of your age, gender, caste, creed, belief, or financial capabilities, the moment you’re scheduled to attend an Indian wedding, your cranium cites excitement and a certain ‘look forward to’ feels. It doesn’t matter in what capacity you’re involved in this event. Maybe it’s your sibling’s, maybe your relative’s, maybe…


They never heard your piece. They heard you but they were cold. They never allowed you to do it. They loved it yet never imbibed it. They refrain from your existence. They know you’d do it the best but yet won’t let you do it. They’ll piss you off yet…

Krishnakant Mishra

Content Curator. Farmland Nomad. Pub Quiz Master. Colloquial Author.

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